* Gossip Girl *

Like every great general, I have contingency plans.

--Leighton Meester as Blair Waldorf

* Entourage *

Barbra Miller: - Eric, we both know that Vince fucked half the actresses in this town. Mandy on the other hand is a good girl.

Eric Murphy: - Are you serious gonna sit here and bad mouth vince like this?

Ari Gold: - I thought that was a compliment?

--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
--Kevin Connolly as Eric Murphy

* 90210 *

Silver: I'd ease up on the lip gloss a little bit.

Naomi: Oh, be quiet, I look fantastic.

--Jessica Stroup as Silver
--AnnaLynne McCord as Naomi Clark

* Gossip Girl *

Blair: Is this about Lily?

Serena: I think Rufus cheated on her.

Blair: I didn't even know they had groupies that old.

--Blake Lively as Serena van der Woodsen

--Leighton Meester as Blair Waldorf

* Entourage *

Vince: Go easy on 'em, E. Even A-Rod goes on a bad run sometimes.
Johnny: Yeah, but even when A-Rod's slumping, he's still getting pussy.
Eric: (laughs)
Turtle: Keep fucking laughing, E. You give me the manager title, I'll be overflowing in it.

--Adrian Genier as Vincent Chase

--Kevin Connolly as Eric Murphy

--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase

--Jerry Ferrara as Turtle

* 90210 *

 I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

--AnnaLynne McCord as Naomi Clark

* Gossip Girl *

Chuck: I'll be waiting on top of the Empire State Building.

Blair: You can't Affair to Remember me.

--Leighton Meester as Blair Waldorf

--Ed Westwick as Chuck Bass

* Entourage *

Remember in 3rd grade when you told me: Douche bag, ur too pretty for basket ball.

--Adrian Genier as Vincent Chase

* 90210 *

I lost the person I love most in this world. Now, all I have left is a horse.

--AnnaLynne McCord as Naomi Clark

* Gossip Girl *

We don't expect you to keep up, it's beyond basic rugby strategy.

--Ed Westwick as Chuck Bass

* Entourage *

Johnny: Those guys are right, you lose control over that girl.
Eric: You guys don't know dick alright? You never even had a relationship, you never ended one, the only person you ever loved is yourself.
Johnny: what's not to love?
Vince: Look, breaking up is painful, that's why I never do it. i mean why hurt someone when you can just let it drag forever?

--Kevin Connolly as Eric Murphy
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase
--Adrian Genier as Vincent Chase

* 90210 *

Did you see that shirt Ivy is wearing? I wouldn't use that shirt as a rag to scrub my own bathtub.

--AnnaLynne McCord as Naomi Clark

* Gossip Girl *

All I can say is this guy has some big Dior loafers to fill.

--Kristen Bell as Gossip Girl

* Entourage *

Agent: Well, I'll fight for yea, but I can't lie, it's not gonna be easy to get you back in the game.
Johnny: Back in the game. I am the fucking game pal.

--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase

* 90210 *

Naomi [to Adrianna]: What Silver needs are friends she can rely on, and clearly that's not you.

--AnnaLynne McCord as Naomi Clark

* Gossip Girl *

Blair: I mean, who starts a courtship during the day, anyway?

Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren't named Bass?

--Blake Lively as Serena van der Woodsen

--Leighton Meester as Blair Waldorf

* Entourage *

Johnny: What a view!
Vince: We're at a party with some of the hottest girls in the world and we're staring at a bunch of fucking lights...

--Adrian Genier as Vincent Chase
--Kevin Dillon as Johnny Chase

* 90210 *

Liam: We don't wanna be a couple couple.
Ivy: So don't Tweet about it, pretty boy.

--Matt Lanter as Liam Court
--Gillian Zinser as Ivy Sullivan

* Gossip Girl *

Who are you? House? I'm sure Dr. Van der Woodson knows what he's doing.

--Leighton Meester as Blair Waldorf

* Entourage *

Remember in 3rd grade when you told me: Douche bag, ur too pretty for basket ball.

--Adrian Genier as Vincent Chase

* 90210 *

What does that mean, my loss? It's a person, not a baseball game.

--Jessica Stroup as Silver

* Gossip Girl *

No way would another Upper East Sider schtup Rufus ... My stepfather is Jewish.

--Leighton Meester as Blair Waldorf

* Entourage *

Attention everyone, I’d like to make a toast ladies. To Barbara Miller, number 33 on your prestigious list, and you know what, It’s actually amazing to me, that at her advanced age it is the first time she made the list. She probably thought this is never gonna happen. But this little lady is sharp. She went out and she found herself a man to partner up with and look what she was able to accomplish. Huh? It’s gonna be interesting though, once she’s lost that man, too see how she’s going to claw her way back into this banquet room. But anyway, cheers to you Babs, and to all of you out there who have saddled up next to powerful men just so you can stand in our way. But remember this: although you can stand in our way, you will never keep us down. Thank you!

--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold

* 90210 *

Jen [to Liam]: I've slept with a lot of men and you were easily the most boring.

--Sara Foster as Jen Clark

* Gossip Girl *

Whether it's love or war you're outfitting for, thank goodness for fashion.

--Kristen Bell as Gossip Girl

* Entourage *

Ari - "It's like the week you got your first blow job."
Eric - "What? One of the boys on your chess team Ari?"
Ari - "Oh E. You could of never gotten this girl. She had a mouth like a Dyson vacuum. Never lost suction."

--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
--Kevin Connolly as Eric Murphy

* 90210 *

Liam (to Naomi) If I could take back what happened last year, I would. I think about it every single day.

--Matt Lanter as Liam Court

* Gossip Girl *

If you don't want to be a part of this family, no one is forcing you to stay.

--Connor Paolo as Eric Van der Woodsen

* Entourage *

Lloyd: What are you hiding for me Ari? 
Ari: Only my cock and ass.

--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
--Rex Lee as Lloyd

* 90210 *

Watching that movie on industrial meat production just gave me a craving for Kobe sliders.

--AnnaLynne McCord as Naomi Clark

* Gossip Girl *

Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I've never been on a date.
Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again?

--Blake Lively as Serena van der Woodsen

--Leighton Meester as Blair Waldorf

* Entourage *

I drink vodka Seth, I drank juegar in high school.

--Kevin Connolly as Eric Murphy

* 90210 *

You really weren't that hard to get over... we were only together because I needed you. That's not love.

--Jessica Lowndes as Adrianna Duncan

* Gossip Girl *

I always have a plan C.

--Leighton Meester as Blair Waldorf

* Entourage *

Attention everyone please! Listen up! No one mentions Richard Roeper again. Not today, not ever. By doing so, you are simply announcing that on sunday night instead of doing your job, reading scripts, you’re watching TV. The NEXT PERSON to mention Richard Roeper will be fired. And Lloyd.. you will also be fired if you don’t answer THE FUCKING PHONE!!!

--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold

* 90210 *

I am here to rescue your little news broadcast thingy... I'll give people sex advice!

--AnnaLynne McCord as Naomi Clark

* Gossip Girl *

If you’re not there tomorrow, at 7:01 I’m closing my heart to you forever.

--Ed Westwick as Chuck Bass

* Entourage *

Ari: No Indies E! Think of it as the holocaust, never again!

--Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold